Southern Legitimacy Statement: I was born and raised in Texas and have a really awesome Texas drawl. My husband grew up in Georgia and we frequently visit his family there. We want to move to Alabama. Also, sweet tea is life.

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Day 1

These weird drones or ships have started popping up in New Jersey, maybe they just wanna gym, tan, and laundry?

Day 2

More drones today in other states, lots of weird stuff going on. Still not sure what I think about it

Day 3

In a weird twist of fate, the super popular crystal reindeer have all “activated” and are running ground surveillance

Day 4

Part of the world is excited for aliens

Other parts are all yay Christmas

Meanwhile I just want to know if I need to pay the water bill or go sit out back and wait for the trumpets?

Day 5

My new name is Xenu and they told me I was going to like it there,

Glad I didn’t pay the water bill