Month: February 2012

The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature
Poetry

Jennifer Lobaugh – Two Poems

Southern Legitimacy Statement: I have lived my entire barefoot-walking, gravy-eating, Johnny-Cash-loving life in the great state of Oklahoma. My grandpa picked cotton, my dad raised pigs; I guess I chose a little different direction by going to school for literature and languages. Sure, I’ve left Oklahoma a few times, but I always come back to the home of Will Rogers and Woody Guthrie, where people say “y’all” unironically and the sunsets are actually breathtaking; where Sooner football is a way of life, and my sweet tea addiction is somehow socially acceptable.
The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature
Poetry

Shenan Hahn – Two Poems

Southern Legitimacy Statement: Born in Northern VA, spent a childhood split between full-time living there and part-time living in the Shenandoah Valley, and all of my college years in Harrisonburg, VA (also in the Valley). Did not fully realize the extent of the "Southernness" of my mannerisms until faced with my husband (then boyfriend) who had spent many of his formative years in Connecticut, and would often needle me about the accent that slipped out with certain words. The following conversation occurred one day: "Please. 'Y'all' isn't a Southern phrase. Maybe it's associated with the South, but it's just a common phrase. Everyone says it." "Um, no, they don't." "Yes they do! Who doesn't say 'y'all'?" "People from above the Mason-Dixon line." "Seriously??" "...Have you ever actually been up north?" "Yes, I have, thank you very much. Wait, what else do they not do?" Things that were concluded to, apparently, not be part of the northern experience (news to me!): grits, scrapple, okra (I know okra doesn't grow in the desert, but there are really places where okra is just not eaten?), the phrase "ain't nothin' doin'," getting to miss school for the opening day of trout season, and calling Jefferson Davis "Jeff" Davis, "as if we all knew the guy."
The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature
Poetry

Ann Fox Chandonnet – “Sapphic” – A Poem

Southern Legitimacy Statement: My husband and I retired to Vale, North Carolina, five years ago. After more than three decades in Alaska, we wanted to find a spot to grow tomatoes and corn. We learned that digging into red dirt is like digging into concrete; I am now known for breaking shovels. Gardening in Southern weather, I also realized that my knees can actually sweat—a fact I was ignorant of before living here.
The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature
Poetry

Scott Owens – “I Would Not Deny It” – A Poem

Southern Legitimacy Statement: To Be a Wrestler Dusty from his last defeat he rises from the mat, screams defiance, spins with flair around the ring, grapples whatever dares stand before him, runs, jumps, flexes, flings his body against the ropes, locks legs, arms, heads into submission. Victorious he stands in the center of the ring, arm upraised, head thrown back in laughter, awaits the next challenger, sees him, seizes him by the throat, swaps chop for chop, stroke for stroke, staggers, falls, is raised to the sky, dropped to the mat, sat upon for the count of one two three, loses, leaves, already planning his return, knowing defeat is never final, knowing tomorrow he can start again, knowing even death or disbarment demands only another mask, another outrageous name.
The Dead Mule School of Southern Literature
Poetry

Rose Auslander – “Hurricane Irene” – A Poem

Southern Legitimacy Statement: I’m a Louisianan, once removed, from Shreveport—where sweating in the sun in the brambles behind my step-grandma’s backyard, gathering the wild strawberries that grew there, and stealing a few from my sweaty hands, from the batches meant for jam, was the most delicious thing ever.