The Mule store is really truly fubarred. After 23 years with CafePress, it’s so long, farewell, and all that. Hang in there while we search out a new store location and new products. The link to CafePress still works for now and merchandise is available even though the store itself, the page, is awful. 3/12/2024

T-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs and all, go to our CAFEPRESS store. Any money made off the sale of merchandise pays our server/GoDaddy fees. Trust me, we don’t mark up anything much, so there’s little money to be made. That said, buy a mule shirt, be a cool kid! We occasionally have writing competitions for Dead Mule Mugs.

Here’s the link:

 Dead Mule Store